so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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