Is it normal to miss your booty call?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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