you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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