No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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