my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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