I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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