can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Couch. On fire.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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