My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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