So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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