There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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