Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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