How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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