i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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