IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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