is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
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Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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