Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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