My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
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I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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