I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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