she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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