Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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