just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
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