Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
