And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
