i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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