I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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