you guys were way drunker than both of me
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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