yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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