why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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