I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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