Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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