is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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