We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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