I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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