We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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