It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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