Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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