i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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