And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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