My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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