have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
there is glitter all over my balls
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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