at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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