is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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