im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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