we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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