she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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