Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Everclear isn't food dammit
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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