What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
We need to rekindle our bromance
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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