HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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