apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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