i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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