Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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