Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
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After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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