i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Randomize
