The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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