Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
