Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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